Review: [SPOILERS] My favorite banjo thriller yet! It's like someone went on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and said, "You know what this needs? More ass-rape." And more ass-rape we got! This dramatic thriller is Stand By Me for grown-ups assuming grown-ups can stomach dark, gritty acts of assault. THIS little piggy totally can (but just barely)! While I'd only recommend this movie to people with a high tolerance for toothless mouths and back hair, I want everyone to know how much I really loved it. Burt Reynolds and Jon Voight are absolutely incredible and I love the pacing. Check it out!
Recommended by: My dad. (Is that weird?)
Seen with: Self
Location: Home, Rented